I will just tell you the day I killed the ghost. You probably don't want to know but still I will tell you.

Once upon a time in our farm there was a cruel ghost. No one can kill him because he is too strong. He also has a witch race so when he tells you that you will get sick, you will really get sick, and when he says you'll die, you will die. 

So one day, while I was doing some push upsin our yard. I saw the ghost lying in a paddy field near our neighbor's house. I secretly approached him and I approached him while I was hiding. I saw him defecating. So I waited and waited until he is done. When the moment he left, I quickly pulled the wood out of the ground and I picked up a part of his shit then I sneaked into his house and wipe his shit on the door knob of his door and quickly hid and waited patiently for him to open the door or rather touch the door knob.

When he touched the door knob he shouted "WTF WHY IS THERE A SHIT ON MY DOOR KNOB?! DAMN IT!" and then afterwards i heard him say in an angry and loud voice saying "WHOEVER OWNS THIS SHIT IS GONNA DIE!!!" 

And that's how I killed the ghost.

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